Turns out, Groom is much more than just a lucky finance bro who landed a hippy dippy chick and puts up cutely with her granola quirks. He is an Energy dude who works with major real estate tycoon types (think 90’s Donald Trump but not fucking evil maniacs). He works as a consultant for Fortune 500 companies who are building new facilities and either need them to be energy efficient because they believe in the perils of climate change OR need them to be energy efficient to quell customer concerns. Either way, it’s a win.

And our groom is a top secret undercover business casual yuppie hippie!